Training

I started a trainer. Gained weight before I left the old job. A lot...too mch stress, hating life, etc. So $2400 later...I am only down 10 pounds thanks to Paris. (Yes, I gained 6 pounds in 10 days eating and drinking like it was my job.)

Anyway, back to the gym...this is what went down last night. Some girl was commenting on my training and I thought she knew my trainer (he is a social butterfly and knows everyone, so no big deal...usually.)

Girl to her friend: I am not going to do anything but watch him toouture her.

Me to my Trainer (MT):Tell her to shut up or I will punch her in the face (sorry PG born and raised)

Girl to MT: What did she say?

MT to girl: She said she is going to get you.

Me to MT: That is NOT what I said.

Then it was silent in the studio and she left a few minutes later. My trainer thought I was joking.

My trainer to me: She did not think you were joking.

Me to MT: Do you know her?

MT to me: No.

Me to MT: I was not joking. I will CUT her.

1. Shut the f**k up!

2. I am not paying my trainer to have you watch what I do and then go do it.

3. shut the f**k up!